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Since the dawn of time, man has risked life and limb to hunt down its prey.The lovely Jasmina Suljanovic, Olga Khristianovskayam (as Lady Gaga said to her backing dancer, that’s a mouthful) and Niamh Ni Bhroin have reached out to their Uncle Shallow Man for advice on how to capture that most exclusive, reclusive and elusive of prey, the Dutch male.The Dutchman’s love of money will make him check every item on the bill several times and then with the speed of a supercomputer calculate precisely how much your portion of the bill will be.“You had the White Wine that’s five euros, we had bitterballen to start, there were six but you had four which means that you need to pay 2.37.”If you wish to get into a Dutchman’s heart you need to accept that there are three of you in the relationship, him, you and his money which he will cling onto like a Gold Digger to a footballer.When he presents you with your portion of the bill, smile gracefully and pay your share as if this is the most normal thing in the world.When going on a first date with a Dutchman, the Shallow Man’s first piece of advice is to not react in shock, disgust or reach for the sunglasses if, as is highly probable, he turns up wearing a pair of bright red jeans.This is considered by many Dutch men to be the height of chic and elegance.When chasing their prey, a common mistake made by Expat women is to dress well.In other words, not wearing jeans or old boots that look as if they’ve been handed down from mother to daughter to granddaughter.
Be impressed because he’s got confidence, direction, and purpose in his life.Don’t disrespect yourself by lowering your standards and accepting just anything that comes your way. If you want a relationship of substance, you can’t keep entertaining people and things that mean you no good. It’s all up to you.” ― tags: empowering, empowering-quotes, empowering-quotes-for-women, empowering-women, food-for-thought, real-talk, relationship-advice, relationship-quotes, relationships, respect-yourself, single-ladies, single-life, single-woman, standards, stephanie-lahart, stephanie-lahart-quotes, substance, woman-quotes, women, women-empowerment, words-of-wisdom, words-of-wisdom-inspirational “Ladies!I encourage you NOT to be so easily flattered by what a man has.Every time we acknowledge that someone of the opposite sex is "attractive" or "sexy" we are doing nothing other than pointing out that they would be a suitable mate.
Not acting on that natural impulse to want to mate with a viable mating partner requires a conscious decision.Expat women have also been known to visit hairdressers more than twice a year and they are also not strangers to wearing makeup.